kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

(Source: kanyewesticle, via gnarly)

canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

(via headeddownsouth)

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

(via pizza)

yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via moistbottom)

u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

(Source: officialbeyonceknowles, via ginger-goddesss)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via hotboyproblems)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via hi)

riseafterfalling:

I wish someone would randomly tell me little facts about myself. Not ones that I have already told them but ones they have picked up by themselves because they care enough to notice the little things I do.

(Source: riseafterfalling, via summer-biscuits-and-running)

luxvriously:

i think broken people love the deepest

(via orgasm)

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

(via moistbottom)